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  1. oak-land: softowl: roachpatrol: what a badass. god i love vultures I saw two vultures mating yesterday. The (I’m guessing) female crouched down on the ground the way ducks sit, and the (I’m guessing) male sort of stood on top of her with his wings outstretched, and wobbled a bit, and then fell off. What I enjoyed about it was the third vulture which was swooping around in the sky above them. I kept imagining that one going, “HEY YOU GUYS! HEY! YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! THERE’S A DEAD GROUNDHOG OVER HERE! GUYS! C’MON! GUYS! HEY!” And the one on the ground like, “FUCK YOU EARL I’M BUSY.” oak-land: softowl: roachpatrol: what a badass. god i love vultures I saw two vultures mating yesterday. The (I’m guessing) female crouched down on the ground the way ducks sit, and the (I’m guessing) male sort of stood on top of her with his wings outstretched, and wobbled a bit, and then fell off. What I enjoyed about it was the third vulture which was swooping around in the sky above them. I kept imagining that one going, “HEY YOU GUYS! HEY! YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! THERE’S A DEAD GROUNDHOG OVER HERE! GUYS! C’MON! GUYS! HEY!” And the one on the ground like, “FUCK YOU EARL I’M BUSY.”
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    what a badass.

    god i love vultures

    I saw two vultures mating yesterday. The (I’m guessing) female crouched down on the ground the way ducks sit, and the (I’m guessing) male sort of stood on top of her with his wings outstretched, and wobbled a bit, and then fell off.

    What I enjoyed about it was the third vulture which was swooping around in the sky above them. I kept imagining that one going, “HEY YOU GUYS! HEY! YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! THERE’S A DEAD GROUNDHOG OVER HERE! GUYS! C’MON! GUYS! HEY!” And the one on the ground like, “FUCK YOU EARL I’M BUSY.”

    (Source: fairy-wren)

    #reblogging because oak is queen of anthropomorphic drama 
    1 year ago  /  521 notes
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